Old 02-19-2007, 08:33 AM   #1
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Speaking of George Bush, with whom [Former Israeli prime minister Ariel] Sharon developed a very close relationship, Uri Dan recalls that Sharon's delicacy made him reluctant to repeat what the president had told him when they discussed Osama bin Laden. Finally he relented. And here is what the leader of the Western world, valiant warrior in the battle of cultures, promised to do to bin Laden if he caught him: "I will screw him in the ass!"
http://www.haaretz.com/hasen/spages/826601.html

No wonder bin Laden got out of Dodge. I wouldn't want to be accosted by a Monkey Assgoblin either.

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Old 02-19-2007, 01:22 PM   #2
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I don't know where to find it, but someone posted as photo here a long time ago in which this assfucking was actually happening.

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Old 02-19-2007, 01:39 PM   #3
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Oh right, I must have got it backwards. This proves Osama is evil> HE's not even giving the shrubmeister a reacharound.

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Old 02-19-2007, 01:51 PM   #4
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Ass backwards, no less. How can Monkey Boy be The Decider if he's a bottom?

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Old 02-19-2007, 01:53 PM   #5
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not only that, but Jeebus himself said that it is more blessed to give than it is to recieve. For shame.

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Old 02-20-2007, 03:21 AM   #6
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Bush was a bit touchy with the male hooker.
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Old 02-20-2007, 05:25 AM   #7
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prof, sweetheart....post the link, not the pic....

please, post it again as a link?
thank you.....love ya, sweetie!

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Old 07-05-2007, 10:22 AM   #8
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Independence Day speech (in which The Great Monkey said "Our first Independence Day celebration took place in a midst of a war -- a bloody and difficult struggle that would not end for six more years before America finally secured her freedom. More than two decades later ..." ["Decades," Asspounder?]):

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We believe in an Almighty, we believe in the freedom for people to worship that Almighty. They don't. They don't believe you should worship the way you choose. They believe the only way you should worship is the way they choose. And, therefore -- and, therefore, they will do anything they can to spread that ideology. And it's our charge, it's our calling to keep the pressure on these people, to defend America and to spread an ideology of hope and an ideology of peace so that the kids who came up here to give the Pledge of Allegiance will be able to live in peace and security.
"They", if you haven't figured it out, are tourists. (See 'Global War on Tourism'). I don't know who "We" are here. I assume he's speaking for monkeys everywhere with no voice.

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Old 07-10-2007, 12:02 PM   #9
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Turns out Commander Dipshit has been hushing his top aides. Not that this is earth-shattering news.

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"Anything that doesn't fit into the political appointees' ideological, theological or political agenda is ignored, marginalized or simply buried," Dr. Richard Carmona, who served as the nation's top doctor from 2002 until 2006, told a House of Representatives committee.

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Turns out Commander Dipshit has been hushing his top aides. Not that this is earth-shattering news.

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"Anything that doesn't fit into the political appointees' ideological, theological or political agenda is ignored, marginalized or simply buried," Dr. Richard Carmona, who served as the nation's top doctor from 2002 until 2006, told a House of Representatives committee.
With Dr Carmona out (check out the testimony w/ Waxman; the sumbitch pulled no Christpunches), Commander Cockup has nominated a new Stooge'n General, a true believer who thinks queers can and should be "cured."

Such a thing wouldn't be fabulous at all!

The nominee, Doktor Stinkfinger, founded Hope Springs Community Church, which “ministers to people who no longer wish to be gay or lesbian.”

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So why don't these people say something while still in office? Colin Powell didn't think there was credible evidence to invade Iraq but he sold to the UN (whom didn't buy it anyways). He spoke up a few years later when it was obvious that the war in Iraq was going bad!
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So why don't these people say something while still in office? Colin Powell didn't think there was credible evidence to invade Iraq but he sold to the UN (whom didn't buy it anyways). He spoke up a few years later when it was obvious that the war in Iraq was going bad!
He probably talked to his accountant.

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So why don't these people say something while still in office?
Because Commander Capuchin won't let them.

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So why don't these people say something while still in office? Colin Powell didn't think there was credible evidence to invade Iraq but he sold to the UN (whom didn't buy it anyways). He spoke up a few years later when it was obvious that the war in Iraq was going bad!
He probably talked to his accountant.
Then they will be going to prison for taking bribes.
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Colin Powell didn't think there was credible evidence to invade Iraq but he sold to the UN (whom didn't buy it anyways). He spoke up a few years later when it was obvious that the war in Iraq was going bad!
He probably talked to his accountant.
Then they will be going to prison for taking bribes.
It's not illegal for accountants to take bribes. Otherwise, they'd have to divert funds into their personal accounts.

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