Excellent! My new religion is Socialfreeanity.
The basic tenet of SF (Or 'Freeism') is that only by receiving more money from the government than you pay in fees and taxes can you gain admittence to Freetopia, the eternal kingdom where everything is free, there is no crime, and everything is always spotlessly clean without you ever lifting a finger.
The Messiah is George Washington, the first Freeist. He led our people from the clutches of a system that taxed but did not provide to the promise of Freetopia.
We meet weekly on Freeday, the seventh day of the week. We discuss methods of getting free money from the government and minimizing out tax bourden. We also help those with high incomes transfer their income to government projects, to help our richer brothers attain acceptance before our lord, G.W.