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Old 05-14-2007, 06:07 PM   #1
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I wonder why Neil Armstrong didn't convert to Islam:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ixfk4...gspot%2Ecom%2F
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Old 05-14-2007, 06:27 PM   #2
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Wow, and I thought the Christian fundies pulled science "facts" out of their asses......
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Old 05-14-2007, 06:40 PM   #3
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Wow, is right. But the guy with the kitchen towel on his head appeared to be kind of amused, to me.
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Old 05-14-2007, 06:41 PM   #4
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Don't they all?
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Old 05-14-2007, 07:52 PM   #5
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Did you know the arabic word for the web is "internet"?

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Old 05-15-2007, 03:20 AM   #6
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I did not know that. Allah be praised!
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Old 05-15-2007, 06:20 AM   #7
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I've got to go to Mecca immediately! Cause I'm tired of feeling the normal effects of Earth gravity.

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Old 05-15-2007, 08:57 AM   #8
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I've got to go to Mecca immediately! Cause I'm tired of feeling the normal effects of Earth gravity.

:wall::wall::wall::wall::wall:
The radiation ( god waves) from the black meteorite contained in the Kaaba could affect your thinking making you go around in circles wearing white sheets..... for hours........AHHHH..immediate conversion? :lol::lol:..its religious-psychosis induced dizziness can only be surpassed by the Dervishes ...:lol:...

Christians and other folks infected with delusional beliefs think and reason like schizophrenics or temporal lobe epileptics. Their morality is dictated by an invisible friend called Jesus.
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Old 05-15-2007, 08:58 AM   #9
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LOLOL!

I liked the reaction from the guy with the table cloth strapped to his head at the end!

I mean, hell... when a guy with a table cloth strapped to his head thinks you're a nut...
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Old 05-15-2007, 06:07 PM   #10
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TO be honest, i find their language...somewhat beautiful in a way...if only they didnt sound so 'angry' all the time though.
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Old 05-15-2007, 06:13 PM   #11
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that's fucking hilarious. I think all those people who were crushed to death in that spaz fest at mecca would (were they able to) disagree with the idea that travelling to mecca makes you more healthy and helps you to live longer. If that is muslim science then the French or the Russians or someone must be helping Iran with there nucular shit.

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Old 05-15-2007, 06:36 PM   #12
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'A virgin who masturbates might break something and appear that she was a whore. Then she might get killed. Even if she did fornicate, she doesn't deserve death, only a good flogging tops'
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Old 05-15-2007, 06:56 PM   #13
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This is the skeptic in me talking, but how do we know the translation was actually accurate?

This could have been two Arabs talking about something completely unrelated.

Myst, what were they saying?

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Old 05-15-2007, 06:58 PM   #14
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good point though

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Old 05-15-2007, 07:00 PM   #15
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'A virgin who masturbates might break something and appear that she was a whore. Then she might get killed. Even if she did fornicate, she doesn't deserve death, only a good flogging tops'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4g_Qw...elated&search=
Is that a Santa hat he's wearing?

How does this old fart know so much about what women do when they masturbate? I think he's been watching a little too much porn.

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