Sticking it to Theists

[Philboid Studge]

Philboid Studge wrote

Merkin Jeetards on the wane.

(But it also looks like there are people who no longer call themselves "Christian" but they now call themselves "born again." I have a feeling they just couldn't read the survey.)

Being a born again Christian is like getting a second concussion. You don't get any smarter ...

Rarely is the question asked, Did you bump your head?

[Smellyoldgit]

Philboid Studge wrote

Rarely is the question asked, Did you bump your head?

Well, well - almost as if we knew all along eh?

[Eva]

so, we can only conclude that atheism leads to an increase in size of the hippocampus. It makes all the fucking sense to me.

[Smellyoldgit]

Doncha just lurve it when they self destruct at volume!

A gospel church has been fined after neighbours complained about its services being too noisy.

[clambake]

Ah, that brings back fond memories of the rental house in State ClowntownCollege PA (aka Penn State) with the Baptist church next door. We didn't prank them too much but we were the first to appropriate the "Reserved for the Pastor" parking sign that naturally ended up on one of our porcelain thrones. It was replaced a few more times and even set in concrete before they finally gave up. Even we were impressed when someone took the concrete one.

One fine sunny Sunday morning I was making my donation at said throne listening to the music and choir as usual. Suddenly I heard an upstairs window open and for the next couple of minutes enjoyed Kenny's hilarious and entirely tongue in cheek rant about the noise and trying to sleep off a hangover. It was apparently loud enough that they closed their windows after that.