View Poll Results: What kind of asshole is Xans?
Xans is a major asshole 4 16.67%
Xans is a major asshole with a god complex 8 33.33%
Xans should excuse himself from the board for being an asshole 3 12.50%
Xans is a sociopath, and an asshole 6 25.00%
I'm Xans, and I'm an asshole 3 12.50%
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Old 04-27-2009, 09:52 PM   #1
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The official "Xans is an asshole" poll

What kind of asshole is Xans? Most of us have bumped heads with this halfwit, share your feelings.

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You are a vile piece of work. And you can't write worth a damn.
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Old 04-28-2009, 04:14 AM   #2
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A worthy poll - but a couple of constructive observations;

1. "asshole" should be spelled "arsehole"

2. "excuse himself" translates to "fuck off"

Stop the Holy See men!
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Old 04-28-2009, 05:58 AM   #3
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It's a tough choice! Xans is all of these things and more.

This Xans monster is not just an unreasonable asshole sociopath with a god complex. The only thing that keeps him from committing violence and injustice against his fellow humans is the fear of punishment. I do good things because I am a good person. If the world were full of Ghoulslimes, there would be no need for prisons or churches. Because the world is full of Xans, we have wars, greed, and pestilence. Xans is a cancerous lump of shit with no value at all to human society. I'm guessing the vile little troll wouldn't even make proper compost.

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Old 04-28-2009, 06:07 AM   #4
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Old 04-28-2009, 06:09 AM   #5
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Ah! How sweet! Xans is pregnant!

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Old 04-28-2009, 06:27 AM   #6
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I said so early in the discussion and everything he's said since then confirms my suspisions. Xans clearly has some problems/issues, no doubt about it.
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Old 04-28-2009, 09:38 AM   #7
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Old 04-28-2009, 10:04 AM   #8
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Old 04-28-2009, 05:39 PM   #9
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suspicions
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suspishuns
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You are a vile piece of work. And you can't write worth a damn.
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Old 04-28-2009, 11:04 PM   #10
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I really try, while debating with theists, to keep my cool. I may come off as pissed, but I'm usually not. Xans is an unusual case. The weaseling, the worming, the squirmy goalpost-moving word-twisting thinly-veiled socio-psychopathic ramblings are just too much. He/she/it should be locked up and neutered. Have any of you seen Idiocracy?

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You are a vile piece of work. And you can't write worth a damn.
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Old 04-28-2009, 11:14 PM   #11
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A worthy poll - but a couple of constructive observations;

1. "asshole" should be spelled "arsehole"

2. "excuse himself" translates to "fuck off"
I'll try harder next time.

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You are a vile piece of work. And you can't write worth a damn.
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Old 04-29-2009, 05:51 AM   #12
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Well, I guess this poll settles this matter once and for all. Xans seems to be a major asshole with a god complex. Even Xans has weighed in on the issue.

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Old 04-29-2009, 09:12 AM   #13
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All of the above.
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Old 04-29-2009, 12:56 PM   #14
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having a poll about Xans being an asshole is a bit like having a conference devoted to the largeness of goatse's rectum.

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Old 04-29-2009, 01:06 PM   #15
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Indeed. You wouldn't even need to change the poll questions.

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