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Old 01-02-2011, 09:33 AM   #211
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Stop the Holy See men!
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Old 01-20-2011, 04:09 AM   #212
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I don't fucking believe it.

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Old 01-20-2011, 04:43 PM   #213
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Awesome! I thought I was the only person who started counting down for next Christmas in January!

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Old 01-20-2011, 10:00 PM   #214
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Holy Leprechans!

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Old 01-21-2011, 09:59 PM   #215
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Holy Leprechans!
They are indeed! Thou shalt have no other gods before them, and no more than three after them.

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Old 11-30-2011, 01:04 PM   #216
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Dear Santa Claus,

Last year on Kristmas morning we found the word 'Kringle' peed into the snow next to the chimbley. Daddy says you did it, but I think it was Mommy (it was in her handwriting).

My question: where did you find asparagus on the North Pole ?

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Old 11-30-2011, 02:27 PM   #217
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Tis almost the beginning of December. I hope i get a Transformer this year. I have been so goodly goody goody.
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Old 11-30-2011, 03:03 PM   #218
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Of course, one has to be sober to notice ........

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Old 11-30-2011, 06:33 PM   #219
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........especially to notice the date of this thread. I feel like a time traveler!

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Old 11-30-2011, 07:13 PM   #220
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Dear Santa Claus,

Last year on Kristmas morning we found the word 'Kringle' peed into the snow next to the chimbley. Daddy says you did it, but I think it was Mommy (it was in her handwriting).

My question: where did you find asparagus on the North Pole ?

Love,

Peter Woodcock
Dear Peter,

The North Pole legal team has directed me to inform you that you should either submit your Christmas requests to the 2011 thread or else ask for a time machine last year. Did you ask for a time machine last year? I thought not!

Redirecting to Raving Atheist Christmas Thread 2011

Sincerely,

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Old 11-30-2011, 07:13 PM   #221
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Tis almost the beginning of December. I hope i get a Transformer this year. I have been so goodly goody goody.

You too, jack ass!

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Old 11-30-2011, 07:17 PM   #222
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Tis almost the beginning of December. I hope i get a Transformer this year. I have been so goodly goody goody.
Me too!

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Old 12-01-2011, 02:48 AM   #223
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Me too!

My house power has been running around 90 volts and it has fried some of my appliances.
Well Optimus Prime may well be able to fix the problem for you.
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