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Old 12-21-2012, 06:53 AM   #91
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Christianity being 'airbrushed' out of Christmas cards.
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Out of almost 6,000 types of Christmas card on sale in supermarkets, card shops and convenience stores sampled, only 34 featured nativity scenes.

Even when cards with other vaguely religious images, such as choirs or church pews, on the front were included, the total amounted to only two per cent.

Some shops had no Christian-themed cards at all on sale while others had only a handful, with the rest dominated by images of Father Christmas, snowmen or Christmas trees.
Good riddance to fucking jeebus!

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Old 12-25-2012, 02:01 PM   #92
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I must say, my artistically crafted Baby Jesus meat went down rather well, although I was surprised how many folk wanted an eyeball. Carving up the little fucker's head was strangely satisfying.


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Old 12-25-2012, 08:44 PM   #93
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I haven't been on RA in a while (due to lack of internet at my house, sadly missing this forum btw) and I end up finally getting back on on this auspicious date. Is it a sign?

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Old 12-26-2012, 03:02 AM   #94
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Is it a sign?
Yes, Isaac Newton's birthday should certainly be remembered with far greater respect.

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Old 12-26-2012, 04:09 AM   #95
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Apparently his wife did all the work for him, after he had finished abusing her of course.

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Old 12-26-2012, 04:45 AM   #96
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Yeah, but he did invent gravity.

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Old 12-26-2012, 04:53 AM   #97
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A great innovation it was too!

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Old 12-26-2012, 04:58 AM   #98
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Old 12-26-2012, 10:09 AM   #99
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I must say, my artistically crafted Baby Jesus meat went down rather well, although I was surprised how many folk wanted an eyeball. Carving up the little fucker's head was strangely satisfying.

That is an incredibly edible Jesus loaf! The diaper looks particularly tasty!

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Old 12-26-2012, 10:10 AM   #100
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I haven't been on RA in a while (due to lack of internet at my house, sadly missing this forum btw) and I end up finally getting back on on this auspicious date. Is it a sign?
I'm in your neighborhood. Give me a call if you have the chance.

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Old 12-29-2012, 12:49 PM   #101
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My apologies if this is a re-post
http://foolocracy.com/2012/12/louisi...ping-the-bird/

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Old 12-30-2012, 12:21 AM   #102
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I kind of expected it to be more penis shaped. You know, like "no, officer, that's not a penis made out of christmas lights, it's...uh....it's a hand giving the finger"
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