Old 05-25-2005, 05:18 PM   #1
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My neighbors across the street have an American flag doormat. Does that strike anyone else as just plain messed up?
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Old 05-25-2005, 05:20 PM   #2
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Yeah, you buy that to be patriotic to begin with, but then you realize...wait...
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Old 05-25-2005, 05:25 PM   #3
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I know. I think if they're going to sell those, they should sell the earlier version that says "Don't Tread on Me."
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Old 05-25-2005, 05:27 PM   #4
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Nope, just an aging frat boy and his kid.
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Old 05-25-2005, 05:43 PM   #5
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My neighbors across the street have an American flag doormat. Does that strike anyone else as just plain messed up?
Reminds me of those Calvin Praying stickers, where the shadow of the cross is very prominent. Looks like Calvin is praying to Satan. :)

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Old 05-25-2005, 08:16 PM   #6
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Hee Hee Hee Hee Hee. This is fun!
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Old 05-25-2005, 08:35 PM   #7
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Has everybody been here yet?

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Old 05-26-2005, 07:49 AM   #8
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The Simpsons fans know that the US flag regularly gets burned, blown up, and mooned on that show. I wish I had a US flag doormat. Where can I get one?

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Old 05-26-2005, 09:53 AM   #9
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US flag toilet paper would probably be a big hit in the middle east, and eastern europe, and france, germany, spain, africa, china.....
A lot of these places use bidets rather than toilet paper, as it is more effective, more hygenic, and easier on the poopshoot.

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Old 05-27-2005, 05:46 AM   #10
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The Simpsons fans know that the US flag regularly gets burned, blown up, and mooned on that show. I wish I had a US flag doormat. Where can I get one?
If you want, I'll steal my neighbor's for you. (And they say atheists have no morals.)
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Old 05-27-2005, 05:48 AM   #11
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US flag toilet paper would probably be a big hit in the middle east, and eastern europe, and france, germany, spain, africa, china.....
A lot of these places use bidets rather than toilet paper, as it is more effective, more hygenic, and easier on the poopshoot.
Well, there's always the American flag urinal cake.
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Old 05-27-2005, 06:03 AM   #12
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If I went to vist someone in the USA and they said, "Before you come in our house, please wipe your feet on this American Flag", I'd be a bit worried...
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Old 06-02-2005, 03:23 AM   #13
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The Simpsons fans know that the US flag regularly gets burned, blown up, and mooned on that show. I wish I had a US flag doormat. Where can I get one?
http://www.orientaltrading.com/otcwe...idays&zone=mf1

look under patriotic... i dont specifically remember where i saw it, but i think i saw candles too...
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Old 06-02-2005, 07:14 AM   #14
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The Simpsons fans know that the US flag regularly gets burned, blown up, and mooned on that show. I wish I had a US flag doormat. Where can I get one?
http://www.orientaltrading.com/otcwe...idays&zone=mf1

look under patriotic... i dont specifically remember where i saw it, but i think i saw candles too...
Thanks, Acromnion, but I can't find a doormat (they have bear and snowman doormats, but nothing with Old Glory(hole) on it). However, there are red, white & blue "kick balls" -- that might do.

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