The true answer to the question," does god exist".

We dont know, but these kooks need to stop making assumptions.

Boo organized religion!:cool:

If God does exist: God's a dick and we're a vagina. He continually fucks us.

Penises are better mr.sir.

of course god exists, he lives next door to me
he keeps looking into my window while i pee though...and that's a little wierd

[calpurnpiso]

God exists only in our brains, for we created Him in our own image, that of an evolved primate, what an image.....lol...:)

If god was real, i went to the gates, and when i entered, saw him, the first thing i would say would be, "i stand corrected You bastard! sup man.".

AGENT-ADAIR wrote

If god was real, i went to the gates, and when i entered, saw him, the first thing i would say would be, "i stand corrected You bastard! sup man.".

I bet you'd do more than that.

Sir Sin-O-Lot wrote

I bet you'd do more than that.

sechx?

[GodlessHeathen]

Haha. nice.

I like the quote, thats a very good book. An ex-girlfriend of mine was trying to convert me or something so she gave me Mere Christianity by C.S. Lewis. I told her ok, but in all fairness, if I read that she has to read The End of Faith. The next day I got the book back with "ok.... nevermind then."

yeah that relationship didn't last =)

Atheist@Umich wrote

Haha. nice.

I like the quote, thats a very good book. An ex-girlfriend of mine was trying to convert me or something so she gave me Mere Christianity by C.S. Lewis. I told her ok, but in all fairness, if I read that she has to read The End of Faith. The next day I got the book back with "ok.... nevermind then."

yeah that relationship didn't last =)

Seems reasonable to me. An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, and a book for a book.

[GodlessHeathen]

Atheist@Umich wrote

I like the quote, thats a very good book. An ex-girlfriend of mine was trying to convert me or something so she gave me Mere Christianity by C.S. Lewis. I told her ok, but in all fairness, if I read that she has to read The End of Faith. The next day I got the book back with "ok.... nevermind then."

yeah that relationship didn't last =)

Yes, that is a good book. That was just one of the MANY quotes that jumped out at me as I read the first half of the book.

I'd say I'm sorry to hear about your ex-girlfriend, but in all honesty, you're better off without her.

[calpurnpiso]

Atheist@Umich wrote

Haha. nice.

I like the quote, thats a very good book. An ex-girlfriend of mine was trying to convert me or something so she gave me Mere Christianity by C.S. Lewis. I told her ok, but in all fairness, if I read that she has to read The End of Faith. The next day I got the book back with "ok.... nevermind then."

yeah that relationship didn't last =)

Hmm..wasn't she good looking? I love Christ-psychotic girls and I go along with their insanity.....when I have them in bed I show them the devil. One of them was saying when my Penis-Christ was saving her 'soul" from libidinal attacks: Ohhhh god...oh..no...ohhh, thank you Jesus for this man....ohh lord...that's greattt...Ohh...no..oh don't stop..oh lord...Thank you lord for giving me this man....Oh..i love you...oh Jesus....

See what you miss for arguing about a silly book? You should have said...Ohh, Lewis? that great Christian writer?...I admire him immensely...let's get together and study his "mere Christianity"...I bet it is awesome!.

I have done sooo many Christ-psychotic women. Mormons are the best!...their Myths are a dream since sex can always be extracted from their dogma because the Book of Mormon has some interesting pasages with abundant caves of creation accepting one penis Christ. The Christ-psychotics are so ignorant, gullible and starving for the forbidden fruit of sexual pleasures that seducing them, since their brains are like childrens, is extremely easy....and many are extremely good, since they let their "sin" flood their bodies with pleasure. One must constantly insist, it is the Christian thing to do, and Jesus has given us those sexual organs for our benefit ( one must say the marriage only stuff is obsolete and it was interpreted wrong long ago...etc etc) as long as we accept him as our lord and savior while using them! So, everytime penis- Christ gives pleasure, one must praise him and praise him as the giver of the "river of life" and redeemer of satanic libidinal attacks.......:)

calpurnpiso wrote

Hmm..wasn't she good looking? I love Christ-psychotic girls and I go along with their insanity.....when I have them in bed I show them the devil. One of them was saying when my Penis-Christ was saving her 'soul" from libidinal attacks: Ohhhh god...oh..no...ohhh, thank you Jesus for this man....ohh lord...that's greattt...Ohh...no..oh don't stop..oh lord...Thank you lord for giving me this man....Oh..i love you...oh Jesus....

See what you miss for arguing about a silly book? You should have said...Ohh, Lewis? that great Christian writer?...I admire him immensely...let's get together and study his "mere Christianity"...I bet it is awesome!.

I have done sooo many Christ-psychotic women. Mormons are the best!...their Myths are a dream since sex can always be extracted from their dogma because the Book of Mormon has some interesting pasages with abundant caves of creation accepting one penis Christ. The Christ-psychotics are so ignorant, gullible and starving for the forbidden fruit of sexual pleasures that seducing them, since their brains are like childrens, is extremely easy....and many are extremely good, since they let their "sin" flood their bodies with pleasure. One must constantly insist, it is the Christian thing to do, and Jesus has given us those sexual organs for our benefit ( one must say the marriage only stuff is obsolete and it was interpreted wrong long ago...etc etc) as long as we accept him as our lord and savior while using them! So, everytime penis- Christ gives pleasure, one must praise him and praise him as the giver of the "river of life" and redeemer of satanic libidinal attacks.......:)

Good thing R-psychosis isn't an STD, huh?

I read Mere Christianity ages ago - just a good example of how a bright person can believe a load of bollocks if they want to and convince themselevs it's true. He basically says - as far as I remember - the big argument that convinced him was the 'mad, bad or God' one. ie. if we beileve the Bible, Jesus claimed to be God. BUt also if we believe the Bible, (and take the hero-worshipping view XTians do, ignoring bits where he's angry or violent or taught stuff that was a bunch of shit, not including the unobjectionable 'love your neighbour' parts ) Jesus was this lovely guy and great teacher. So he didn;t seem to be a bad person (trying to decieve people) or mad, so the only other explaination is he was telling the truth.

...... sure there are many reasons this is crap - among them, it assumes the NT is a perfectly accurate representation of Jesus' words and actions, whereas it was written long after his death by CHristian propagandists; many people who are not necessarily bad or (excessively) mad have claimed to be 'God' in some way, especially those who ascribe to some sort of pantheism, such as some Hindu 'saints' (who teach something like 'we are all God and we realise this if we meditate enough and abandon our egos etc); in any case having a religious delusion, including believing yourself to be a special incarnation of God, I guess, could I suppose occur in someone who seems to function fine in other respects.

Oliver