I'm certain rapists will know about the vagina dentata and start using the Penial protector destructoris. A form of condom with highly sensitive vellum on the inside and a hard but flexible layer of pigmented kevlar protera on the outside.....
Cal, this is so funny that I think you should market it.
I keep thinking, what happens when you forget you have it in.
Doctor: Please put your feet in the stirrups.
Doctor: Please scoot down closer to the end of the table. What's th..AWWWWWWW!
Patient: Doctor, I'm sorry is your hand...
Doctor: AWWWWWWWWW! AWWWWWWWWWWWW!