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Not much to do with atheism, but this made me laugh:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...tem=8213503379 "Science and Mother Nature are in a marriage where Science is always surprised to come home and find Mother Nature blowing the neighbor." - Justin's Dad |
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10-15-2005, 11:01 AM
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"Science and Mother Nature are in a marriage where Science is always surprised to come home and find Mother Nature blowing the neighbor." - Justin's Dad |
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10-15-2005, 11:09 AM
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http://cgi.ebay.com/The-Jesus-Petrog...QQcmdZViewItem
Check out the starting price...sheesh. EDIT: Oh, and the questions to the seller, lol |
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10-15-2005, 11:14 AM
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And another looong religious one which makes no sense: http://cgi.ebay.com/ONE-HUNDRED-REAL...QQcmdZViewItem
"Science and Mother Nature are in a marriage where Science is always surprised to come home and find Mother Nature blowing the neighbor." - Justin's Dad |
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10-15-2005, 11:18 AM
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"Science and Mother Nature are in a marriage where Science is always surprised to come home and find Mother Nature blowing the neighbor." - Justin's Dad |
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10-15-2005, 11:20 AM
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Okay, this is perhaps the strangest - you can pay the $25,000 lecture fee to learn:
I AM A PRACTICING, LICENSED REGISTERED NURSE. I CAN PROVIDE EXCELLENT REFERENCES FOR A SERIOUS INQUIRER TO ASSURE THAT I AM TRUSTWORTHY. I WANT TO TELL MY STORY PUBLICLY.....JESUS APPEARED TO ME 21 YEARS AGO. JESUS REVEALED SEVERAL THINGS TO ME. FIRST, THE PRECISE LOCATION OF HEAVEN. YOU SEE, WHEN WE DIE WE WILL BECOME STARS! LITERALLY STARS! JESUS CHRIST IS OUR SUN. (YES, EARTH'S SUN.) THAT IS WHY WE ARE HIS... BECAUSE WE COME ON ONE OF HIS PLANETS. WHEN WE DIE AND BECOME STARS WE, TOO, WILL BE BLESSED WITH WONDERFUL SPECIAL PLANETS WHICH ORBIT US AND WHICH BRING US GREAT HAPPINESS AND JOY. GOD ALSO IS A STAR. THE FIRST AND THE GREATEST. TWO THOUSAND YEARS AGO JESUS SAID "I AM THE LIGHT OF THE WORLD" AND "I AM THE BRIGHT MORNING STAR." WHEN HE SAID THESE THINGS JESUS WAS PLANTING THE SEEDS FOR MODERN MAN TO UNDERSTAND THAT JESUS IS THE SUN AND WHEN WE DIE WE WILL HAVE HEAVENLY BODIES LIKE HIS (STARS.) JESUS REVEALED TO ME THE SOLUTIONS TO SEVERAL OTHER MYSTERIES OF THE UNIVERSE. THESE INCLUDE THE CURE FOR CANCER AND THE SOLUTION FOR THE ACHIEVEMENT OF WORLD PEACE. I WILL SHARE THESE, OF COURSE. AND JESUS HAS A MESSAGE FOR HUMANKIND. IF WORLD PEACE COMES (THROUGH HIS SOLUTION) THERE WILL BE NO MORE NATURAL DISASTERS. IF WORLD PEACE DOES NOT COME (SOON) THE EARTH WILL BE DOOMED. JESUS TOLD ME TO NOT TELL ANYONE THAT HE HAD APPEARED TO ME UNTIL AFTER I RECEIVED A SIGN. THAT SIGN WOULD COME AFTER THE START OF THE NEW MILLENIUM AND WOULD BE A HUGH NATURAL DISASTER. WHEN I HEARD ABOUT THE TSUNAMIS ON DECEMBER 26, 2004 I DECIDED TO GO PUBLIC WITH ALL OF THIS. THE TSUMANIS WERE SUCH A TRAGEDY BUT THIS WAS MY SIGN TO GO PUBLIC. EBAY IS AN UNCONVENTIONAL STARTING PLACE, BUT THIS IS WHERE I SHALL BEGIN. MOST IMPORTANTLY: I'LL SPEAK AT NO CHARGE UNDER THE CORRECT CIRCUMSTANCES. CONTACT ME VIA EBAY TO DISCUSS THE DETAILS. I WILL TRAVEL ANYWHERE IN THE USA TO GIVE THE APPROXIMATELY TWO HOUR LONG PRESENTATION WHICH WILL GLADLY INCLUDE SIGNIFICANT QUESTION AND ANSWER TIME. THE COURSE OF HISTORY IS ABOUT TO BE CHANGED IN A VERY BIG WAY. I WELCOME ALL QUESTIONS VIA EBAYJESUS CHRIST APPEARED TO ME AND REVEALED THE PRECISE LOCATION OF HEAVEN. IT IS HIS DESIRE THAT HIS MESSAGES ARE SPREAD. "Science and Mother Nature are in a marriage where Science is always surprised to come home and find Mother Nature blowing the neighbor." - Justin's Dad |
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10-15-2005, 12:08 PM
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10-15-2005, 01:30 PM
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10-15-2005, 02:27 PM
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This one was in the news.... http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Subar...spagenameZWDVW
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10-15-2005, 03:54 PM
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You .... you can't make shit like this up! Well, perhaps if you're insane.
I like the blessed C-note. But wait! If it goes into your pay-pal account... what is actually blessed? I'm so... confused. |
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10-15-2005, 07:08 PM
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"Science and Mother Nature are in a marriage where Science is always surprised to come home and find Mother Nature blowing the neighbor." - Justin's Dad |
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10-15-2005, 11:06 PM
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I love the one about becoming stars, and Jesus is the sun YES earth's sun! So Jesus visited her and gave her the keys to world peace and the cure to cancer, and it won't cost you $100,000! not even $90,000! can you believe it won't even cost you $50,000? Would it surprise you to find out that the cure to cancer and world peace will only cost you a measly $25,000?!? For less than the cost of a luxury car you can live in a war and cancer free society! And if you act now we'll include the meaning of life, and we'll tell you if that lightbulb in the refridgerator really goes out when you close the door! blah blah blah.
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10-15-2005, 11:08 PM
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Oh, forgot to post this ebay auction. I got carried away with the Jesus visited me post.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...romZR40QQfviZ1 |
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10-16-2005, 05:59 AM
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10-16-2005, 01:18 PM
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 a nice load of clouds  oh yer!!! i can see him now!! |
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