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Old 10-20-2005, 03:47 AM   #1
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it just hit me, im not sure if this has been discussed before but:
if A&E didn’t have BB because they were created instead of born then how would their kids have BBs?
i mean, where did that genetic code come from to make BBs? one could argue that god put in the genetic code for them after the first generation of humans but why not go ahead and give A&E BBs? was their some sort of significance for A&E to not have them? it all seems a little fishy to me.

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Old 10-20-2005, 04:00 AM   #2
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Sorry Big Bang, but belly buttons are scar tissue left over from the severing of the ubilical cord so no genetic explanation is needed. Of course most paintings show Adam and Eve with belly buttons anyway....

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Old 10-20-2005, 09:20 AM   #3
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gawd wuhks in mustureus waays...
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Old 10-20-2005, 03:41 PM   #4
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Damn! i really thought i had somthing there. oh well...
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Old 10-20-2005, 03:48 PM   #5
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it duz nawt mattuh if they had behllee buhtonns oh nah, wuht mattuhs iz that gawd made thum...
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Old 10-21-2005, 12:32 AM   #6
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It's not the belly buttons that I wonder about, it's the creatures Adam had to name as they were presented to him. For instance, the mosquito, Adam had to be asking god what the hell he made that for. A disease spreading blood sucker? I shall name you "Lawyer fly"
I bet he had a hell of a time keeping the T-Rex away from the lambs and cows and forcing it to graze on grass....especially hard considering grass didn't exist at the time the T-Rex was alive.
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Old 10-21-2005, 12:36 AM   #7
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It's not the belly buttons that I wonder about, it's the creatures Adam had to name as they were presented to him. For instance, the mosquito, Adam had to be asking god what the hell he made that for. A disease spreading blood sucker? I shall name you "Lawyer fly"
I bet he had a hell of a time keeping the T-Rex away from the lambs and cows and forcing it to graze on grass....especially hard considering grass didn't exist at the time the T-Rex was alive.
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Old 10-21-2005, 02:21 AM   #8
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gawd wuhks in mustureus waays...
Hmmm...I see you're speaking in true Christ-psychotic tongues tradition...:)

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Old 10-21-2005, 09:34 AM   #9
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The bellybutton issue has been addressed to creationists. In the same vein, did the first trees god created have tree rings (which indicate their age).
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Old 10-21-2005, 09:27 PM   #10
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The bellybutton issue has been addressed to creationists. In the same vein, did the first trees god created have tree rings (which indicate their age).
He may have painted them on. Archeologists discovered a 6,000 year old paint brush near the Euphrates river, one of the rivers Genesis says flowed into the garden of eden, and 6,000 years is about the time God created Adam and Eve. It all adds up. :D
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Old 10-21-2005, 10:43 PM   #11
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The bellybutton issue has been addressed to creationists. In the same vein, did the first trees god created have tree rings (which indicate their age).
Some christ-psychotics think the belly button on mankind is the place where Jesus's thumb left its imprint while holding the mud figure which would become Adam, Lilith also has one...and Eve,?..well, she though she was a freak since the rib was not too soff and she had no imprint.....God said well here it is, giving her a bellybutton....also it would be a directional sign at night to direct Penis-Christ to the site where the cave of creation is located. This cave is located exactly at the lenght of one extended hand when placing the pinky at the bellybutton, the cave is at the thumb...:)

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Old 10-21-2005, 11:26 PM   #12
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Cal you are one sick and disturbed dude.
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Old 10-21-2005, 11:30 PM   #13
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no, hes just very very creative in a sick sort of way
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Old 10-21-2005, 11:52 PM   #14
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Cal you are one sick and disturbed dude.
The christ psychosis is strong in this one


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