The wisdom of Choobus

Choobus · 02-13-2006, 03:41 PM

I was just sitting on the crapper dropping the kidsof at the pool and thinking about how fucking awesome Choobus is. Then a sad feeling came upon me in a sort of emotional bukkakke. There might be some people out there who are not aware of this incredible awesomness.

Along with my amazing awesomeness comes great humility, as I'm sure everyone knows. Inspired by the lovely supermod Eva I have therefore decided to solicit choices of the great wisdom I have shared with you all in the form of quotes, as chosen by RA members. Come on mother fuckers, perhaps you have been touched in some way by choobus. Let us make a necklace with pearls of wisdom. In times of stress you might ask, WWJD, but when you don't know how to respond to a fool ask, what would choobus say. Sometimes DYDA isn't enough.

copy your favourite Choobus quotes here amd I will select a winner who will then recieve a very special prize.

Tenspace · 02-13-2006, 05:22 PM

I keep this one close to my ~~heart~~ anus:

In response to Carico, Choobus wrote: debating" with you is like trying to explain to a dog why he has to shit outside. In the end the only thing to do is shove his face in the shit and kick him out. The main difference is that eventually the dog will get it, while you are content to live your life with shit allover your face.

02-13-2006, 05:25 PM

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Choobus wrote

I was just sitting on the crapper dropping the kidsof at the pool and thinking about how fucking awesome Choobus is. Then a sad feeling came upon me in a sort of emotional bukkakke. There might be some people out there who are not aware of this incredible awesomness.

Along with my amazing awesomeness comes great humility, as I'm sure everyone knows. Inspired by the lovely supermod Eva I have therefore decided to solicit choices of the great wisdom I have shared with you all in the form of quotes, as chosen by RA members. Come on mother fuckers, perhaps you have been touched in some way by choobus. Let us make a necklace with pearls of wisdom. In times of stress you might ask, WWJD, but when you don't know how to respond to a fool ask, what would choobus say. Sometimes DYDA isn't enough.

copy your favourite Choobus quotes here amd I will select a winner who will then recieve a very special prize.

Who Wants Jelly Donuts? Sweet, I like the raspberry-filled. Is that a potential prize?

Tenspace · 02-13-2006, 05:26 PM

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logarithm wrote

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Choobus wrote

I was just sitting on the crapper dropping the kidsof at the pool and thinking about how fucking awesome Choobus is. Then a sad feeling came upon me in a sort of emotional bukkakke. There might be some people out there who are not aware of this incredible awesomness.

Along with my amazing awesomeness comes great humility, as I'm sure everyone knows. Inspired by the lovely supermod Eva I have therefore decided to solicit choices of the great wisdom I have shared with you all in the form of quotes, as chosen by RA members. Come on mother fuckers, perhaps you have been touched in some way by choobus. Let us make a necklace with pearls of wisdom. In times of stress you might ask, WWJD, but when you don't know how to respond to a fool ask, what would choobus say. Sometimes DYDA isn't enough.

copy your favourite Choobus quotes here amd I will select a winner who will then recieve a very special prize.

Who Wants Jelly Donuts? Sweet, I like the raspberry-filled. Is that a potential prize?

Loggy, do you really want the prize? I'd rather come in second.... no, that didn't sound right.

02-13-2006, 05:34 PM

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Tenspace wrote

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logarithm wrote

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Choobus wrote

I was just sitting on the crapper dropping the kidsof at the pool and thinking about how fucking awesome Choobus is. Then a sad feeling came upon me in a sort of emotional bukkakke. There might be some people out there who are not aware of this incredible awesomness.

Along with my amazing awesomeness comes great humility, as I'm sure everyone knows. Inspired by the lovely supermod Eva I have therefore decided to solicit choices of the great wisdom I have shared with you all in the form of quotes, as chosen by RA members. Come on mother fuckers, perhaps you have been touched in some way by choobus. Let us make a necklace with pearls of wisdom. In times of stress you might ask, WWJD, but when you don't know how to respond to a fool ask, what would choobus say. Sometimes DYDA isn't enough.

copy your favourite Choobus quotes here amd I will select a winner who will then recieve a very special prize.

Who Wants Jelly Donuts? Sweet, I like the raspberry-filled. Is that a potential prize?

Loggy, do you really want the prize? I'd rather come in second.... no, that didn't sound right.

This has extreme bad joke potential written all over it, but I just couldn't resist avoiding having somebody get the WWJD associated with hey-soos cristobal. I'd probably end up with a cream-filled one, anyway. :( :o :lol:

Choobus · 02-13-2006, 06:28 PM

Loggy, as you saying you enjoy cream pies? like this: http://www.creampie.com/

02-13-2006, 06:45 PM

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Choobus wrote

Loggy, as you saying you enjoy cream pies? like this: http://www.creampie.com/

Ohhh, I feel so CHEAP! Yes, that is why the sad and then scared face for the cream pie. I don't even want to get one of those!

02-13-2006, 06:46 PM

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Tenspace wrote

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logarithm wrote

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Choobus wrote

I was just sitting on the crapper dropping the kidsof at the pool and thinking about how fucking awesome Choobus is. Then a sad feeling came upon me in a sort of emotional bukkakke. There might be some people out there who are not aware of this incredible awesomness.

Along with my amazing awesomeness comes great humility, as I'm sure everyone knows. Inspired by the lovely supermod Eva I have therefore decided to solicit choices of the great wisdom I have shared with you all in the form of quotes, as chosen by RA members. Come on mother fuckers, perhaps you have been touched in some way by choobus. Let us make a necklace with pearls of wisdom. In times of stress you might ask, WWJD, but when you don't know how to respond to a fool ask, what would choobus say. Sometimes DYDA isn't enough.

copy your favourite Choobus quotes here amd I will select a winner who will then recieve a very special prize.

Who Wants Jelly Donuts? Sweet, I like the raspberry-filled. Is that a potential prize?

Loggy, do you really want the prize? I'd rather come in second.... no, that didn't sound right.

:lol:
That WAS some sloppy reasoning...good save.

Hey, I know a good prize....Lurker's avatar.;)

Gnosital · 02-13-2006, 07:27 PM

This is the post that made me love CHoobus...

PARTURE HAS ANGERED ME!

Probably the best part was Parture's eternal damnation schedule.

Or this:

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Even reportage of Heavenly trouble did not bother Parture

Jesus: Oh yeah, and so I sent the holy spirit down to keep an eye on parture
God: really? You get anything good?
Jesus: Fuckin' did I! He waitied until his mom went out to work, then he put on her panties and bra and was walking around the house pretending to be her!
God: What a fucking loser!
Jesus: Tell me about it. The worst part was, when he saw himself in the mirror he became aroused and pleasured himself
God: Fist of fury?
Jesus: Exactly, but he spilled his seed all over the carpet
God: WHAT! Everyone knows I don't go in for that. If he thinks he's getting in here after that he can fuck off.
Jesus: well, when his mom get's back and sees spooge all over the floor he's probably going to be going somewhere.
God: What a fucking loser, I can't believe I created that prick.
Jesus: It was the jegermesiter, don't beat yourself up about it.
God: I guess. Maybe I'll just smite him.
Jesus: Nah, he's always good to watch when you feel like a laugh.
God: Fucking assclown!
Jesus: Indeed.

02-13-2006, 11:36 PM

All hail mighty Choobus, YMPITA, no wunder all want liberty from you.
Personnally I'd like to chuck you down a black hole at the center of MLK.

That would toughen you up, wouldn't. And those boys you keep wantin' to
do anal with, shame on you, chaps my backside.

I got go to work now, sweet serenity compared to listerning to your
jabberin' DTTIHTDTGL

GHPWBT1inOT

and, yeah, I drive a rust bucket so what

C'YA turd

02-13-2006, 11:52 PM

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Choobus wrote

You should randomly punch this guy in the face when he least expects it and tell him that the priveledge of not being punched in the face is reserved for a select few.

That is my favorite Choobism, but I couldn't find where it was posted, so it might not be exactly what you said.

Eva · 02-14-2006, 12:06 AM

huh?

anyways, great initiative, chubster....

Choobus · 02-14-2006, 12:23 AM

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Sidulust wrote

All hail mighty Choobus, YMPITA, no wunder all want liberty from you.
Personnally I'd like to chuck you down a black hole at the center of MLK.

That would toughen you up, wouldn't. And those boys you keep wantin' to
do anal with, shame on you, chaps my backside.

I got go to work now, sweet serenity compared to listerning to your
jabberin' DTTIHTDTGL

GHPWBT1inOT

and, yeah, I drive a rust bucket so what

C'YA turd

did you forget to take your pills or something? This makes as much sense as the bible.

Eva · 02-14-2006, 12:33 AM

yeah....my previous "huh?" was addressed to sidulust.....

Choobus · 02-14-2006, 12:35 AM

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Eva wrote

yeah....my previous "huh?" was addressed to sidulust.....

He's lost it