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September 26, 2007

It’s Come To My Attention Most People Haven’t Spent Enough Time Daydreaming About Zombies.

And it will cost you when they come. That’s why I’m here. I’m going to let you in on a secret or two which could save your life.
I’ll begin with the disclaimer, though. Should the zombies come, and if they are the speedy as hell variant which can run at Olympic speeds, we are probably [...]

Filed by kamikaze189 at September 26th, 2007 under Humor, Seriousness
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August 26, 2007

The Lever Fucking Broke

Yesterday was a day I will not soon forget. It was a calculation error of huge proportions which I have learned from.
You see, I was walking across a bridge with one train track, later dividing into two train tracks, on it. On one track, five people were walking. On the other, there was only [...]

Filed by kamikaze189 at August 26th, 2007 under Fiction with a point, Humor, Seriousness
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July 22, 2007

You da bomb! No! You da bomb! (A Tasteless Joke)

Pete sat before the tiny garbage can located in the airport restroom. He plucked a wet tissue from the top of the pile with a pair of special tweezers, designed specifically for the task, and analyzed the wet paper for any suspicious substances. As he told a gentleman walking out of a stall, any passenger [...]

Filed by kamikaze189 at July 22nd, 2007 under Fiction with little or no point, Humor
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June 19, 2007

If, In Fact, The Past Few Hours Were Actually A Passive-Aggressive Attempt To Seem Cooler Than Her Current Best Friend Who Is Also Male.

Based loosely on a fictionally true story. A new entry into the genre of “standard comedy asshole fiction.”
Mary, let’s say I like you. Let’s also say you know this. Hypothetically, of course, because I haven’t actually told you this. Haha, it’s funny isn’t it? What’s that? Oh, I have told you that? Why, thank you for [...]

Filed by kamikaze189 at June 19th, 2007 under Humor
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April 7, 2007

Christians have a moral responsibility to kill eachother.

They really do. Don’t think I’m just pulling your chain, here. If you are a Christian, and you know a Christian, you have to go kill them right away.
According to the Christian perspective, Jesus died for your sins. That means there is nothing so terrible that you can do that god’ll send you to hell… [...]

Filed by kamikaze189 at April 7th, 2007 under Humor
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