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psychodiva 03-03-2010 06:14 PM

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Smellyoldgit wrote (Post 600690)
I never realised 'cunt-guard' was hyphenated.
We learn wonderful things every day I suppose.

:thumbsup:

he doesn't

Kate 03-03-2010 06:27 PM

Oh, Evita, I love you.. And Smelly. But I haven't been to his place yet. I failed at an opportunity to get down your way this weekend. Sigh. If you see any freaks in sandy boots, tell them Kate said "Hey!!"

That'll freak 'em out!

psychodiva 03-03-2010 06:35 PM

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jobee wrote (Post 600682)
do you think i'd make mp on a 'ban organised religion' ticket


yeah but you'd fail on your personality

Kate 03-03-2010 06:36 PM

:eh:

He has a personality?

psychodiva 03-03-2010 06:50 PM

'xactly :D

Kate 03-03-2010 06:52 PM

I am deferring to your professional opinion, darling. :kiss:

psychodiva 03-03-2010 06:53 PM

:D

Eva 03-03-2010 07:18 PM

you were coming to way down here or to way up there, kate?

jobee 03-04-2010 12:35 AM

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Eva wrote (Post 600866)
jobby, you started it by being born a shit-sucking dad wanker.

control yourself.
and this is a warning.

who the fuck is jobby-you big gormless bastard

i am controlling myself

jobee 03-04-2010 12:41 AM

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dogpet wrote (Post 600483)
What's your next revelation Jobby? Bush wins second term?
You don't happen to know ilj do you?

who is jobby

Choobus 03-04-2010 12:48 AM

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jobee wrote (Post 600936)
i am controlling myself

by "controlling" do you mean "wanking with thumb in arse" by any chance, you vacuous fucktard?

jobee 03-04-2010 01:15 AM

killers
 
Quote:

Kamikaze189 wrote (Post 600650)
I'm not a grammar nazi, jobee, but I think you should reconsider the number of hyphens you put in your posts. It'd make your posts easier on the eyes.

I also understand your frustration about religion. I share that, so I'm not surprised you want to take action. Religion's very bothersome and sometimes dangerous. Unifying atheist forums will have little effect on that situation. You seem to suggest that you'd like to get rid of the religious buildings. I don't know if you're suggesting violence or destruction, implicitly, but getting rid of the buildings before you get rid of the religion would only increase the divisiveness between the groups. Nonviolence is key. Even if you had the mind of Machiavelli, you recognize the religious have the numbers, even in the UK. Secularists tend to be rational and therefore less willing to die for invented causes.

If you want to fight religion, you fight it in people's minds. Although it seems you can never influence a religious person, I'm positive you can. You don't get to see people convert before your eyes. You don't get the benefit of hearing them express their doubts. Try to be patient. Religion will go out through a continuous effort to educate -- not legalize -- about religion and alternatives to religion, like science.

But 'organised' religion has murdered millions of people who were behaving themselves. They were insisting we must believe in God/Allah to
behave properly.They also took the property and land of the dead. We owe it to the dead to get organised. Meetings, marches, placards , ideas from other forums. Religion is just power for the sake of it. I want those 26 out of the House of Lords, they are just ancient baggage.They never said a word when
Blair sent troops killing in Iraq. Blair then went running to the Pope asking to join his mob. The Pope says yes to the killer Blair but wont accept a perfectly innocent homosexual. Lets get after them.

jobee 03-04-2010 01:24 AM

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Kate wrote (Post 600889)
:eh:

He has a personality?

yes kate-i piss and hit the pan-many of those prelates in the house of lords haven't done that in years-lets have them out of there.

inkadu 03-04-2010 06:26 AM

http://keetsa.com/blog/wp-content/up...-is-coming.jpg

Kate 03-04-2010 07:19 AM

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Eva wrote (Post 600901)
you were coming to way down here or to way up there, kate?

They will be way down your way, enjoying your beautiful shores. Sigh. I feel so left out.

Eva 03-04-2010 07:23 AM

oh noooo....bastards....

Kate 03-04-2010 07:28 AM

Indeed. They asked me to go to France this summer, but I told them to suck it. I'm not sticking around this collection of asstards any more than I am already obligated. Now they don't know what they'll do about my replacement. Sucks to be them!

jesusfetusfajitafishstick 03-04-2010 12:00 PM

So... is jobee a Christian posing as an atheist? Or a retarded atheist? I can't tell yet. I've seen some strange posts around the name though.

Kate 03-04-2010 12:06 PM

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/un...nal_retard.JPG

jesusfetusfajitafishstick 03-04-2010 12:10 PM

rofl!!!

Captain Relativity 03-04-2010 12:29 PM

Very funny post, Kate. :lol::lol:

Kate 03-04-2010 12:46 PM

Proud to serve :D

Smellyoldgit 03-04-2010 12:56 PM

I'd just googled "retarded fuckwit" to dig out a suitable image - you beat me by a few microseconds.
Prolly a good thing!

Kate 03-04-2010 01:00 PM

Prolly.

Eva 03-04-2010 08:45 PM

not even for the sex? the money? fame??

wow. you really love that clinic.....

jobee 03-04-2010 10:59 PM

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Smellyoldgit wrote (Post 601047)
I'd just googled "retarded fuckwit" to dig out a suitable image - you beat me by a few microseconds.
Prolly a good thing!

what twats pseudo comedians are-and not the slightest bit funny

dont give up the dole queue

jobee 03-04-2010 11:02 PM

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Choobus wrote (Post 600938)
by "controlling" do you mean "wanking with thumb in arse" by any chance, you vacuous fucktard?

put that mirror down

jobee 03-04-2010 11:05 PM

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Choobus wrote (Post 600938)
by "controlling" do you mean "wanking with thumb in arse" by any chance, you vacuous fucktard?

did you come-i got bored watching

Choobus 03-04-2010 11:08 PM



Big JOBBY!

jobee 03-04-2010 11:12 PM

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inkadu wrote (Post 600948)

stand outside wesminster abbey with that placard-not much impact on here

Smellyoldgit 03-05-2010 01:39 AM

Is that anywhere near Westminster?
Fucking thick dolt.

ILOVEJESUS 03-05-2010 06:09 AM

This guy reminds me of Dogpet lol.

nkb 03-05-2010 08:12 AM

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jobee wrote (Post 601137)
put that mirror down

Wow, a "No, you are!" comeback!
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jobee wrote (Post 601138)
did you come-i got bored watching

So, at first, you were interested? Did you get bored after you finished jacking off (that's what happens to me when I watch porn)?

jobee 03-05-2010 09:40 AM

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nkb wrote (Post 601167)
Wow, a "No, you are!" comeback!
So, at first, you were interested? Did you get bored after you finished jacking off (that's what happens to me when I watch porn)?

i watched him fart and blow is thumb out-then his mother fucked off-need i say more

Eva 03-05-2010 09:53 AM

you don't need to say more.

no, really, i beg you.
dickwad.

jobee 03-05-2010 10:45 AM

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Eva wrote (Post 601174)
you don't need to say more.

no, really, i beg you.
dickwad.:):shhh:

for that remark-you are not seeing the video-shit and all:mad::mad:

jobee 03-05-2010 10:55 AM

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Smellyoldgit wrote (Post 601146)
Is that anywhere near Westminster?
Fucking thick dolt.

by christ-you're good at guessing

we could get rid of organised religion at this rate-guess how long it would take

nkb 03-05-2010 11:38 AM

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jobee wrote (Post 601171)
i watched him fart and blow is thumb out-then his mother fucked off-need i say more

Yes. Which part was the most exciting for you? Which part of watching a guy wank and have his thumb up his arse is sexually stimulating for you?

jobee 03-05-2010 01:57 PM

shit
 
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nkb wrote (Post 601182)
Yes. Which part was the most exciting for you? Which part of watching a guy wank and have his thumb up his arse is sexually stimulating for you?

his mother chewing shit deposits-shhhh dont you dare tell anyone

Irreligious 03-05-2010 02:09 PM

Weird.

nkb 03-05-2010 02:15 PM

You are sexually stimulated by seeing people chewing pieces of shit? :\

jobee 03-05-2010 02:18 PM

for christs sake say something
 
What use is heaven to modern man
what use is after life
dont lets meet and clash again,
we're nothing but trouble and strife?

Why should God care up there,
he showed no form down here,
to settle our own frustrations,
we run to guns and beer?

Hey goddy boy try again,
you made a mess with us,
I packed in praying long ago,
'twas such a stupid fuss.

Just show your face, make a bunce,
lets see a happening true,
dont be shy, show your place,
give us all a clue.
j

jobee 03-05-2010 02:22 PM

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nkb wrote (Post 601194)
You are sexually stimulated by seeing people chewing pieces of shit? :

\

big mouth!

Eva 03-05-2010 02:30 PM

kate, stop!!! don't post an image!!!!!! i just ate a sandwich!!!!!!!

dogpet 03-05-2010 02:51 PM

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ILOVEJESUS wrote (Post 601153)
This guy reminds me of Dogpet lol.

Yeh! Like god reminds you of the universe. :thumbsup:

Most of us here have at least one thing in common with Jobby, you have one more retard.

Kate 03-05-2010 03:33 PM

Ok, it's been an hour of refraining. What's my reward?


(Pssst, pour it slowly so I can hear it...)

dogpet 03-05-2010 03:39 PM

There are 9 people waiting for this pic!

Kate 03-05-2010 04:38 PM

http://thumb1.shutterstock.com.edges...ng-3399038.jpg

ghoulslime 03-05-2010 07:39 PM

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jobee wrote (Post 601195)
What use is heaven to modern man
what use is after life
dont lets meet and clash again,
we're nothing but trouble and strife?

Why should God care up there,
he showed no form down here,
to settle our own frustrations,
we run to guns and beer?

Hey goddy boy try again,
you made a mess with us,
I packed in praying long ago,
'twas such a stupid fuss.

Just show your face, make a bunce,
lets see a happening true,
dont be shy, show your place,
give us all a clue.
j


The leprechauns aren't listening, dude.

On the bright side, there are always lady boys to keep one's mind occupied. :|

jobee 03-06-2010 03:41 AM

thought for the day
 
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Irreligious wrote (Post 601193)
Weird.

Two hands working can do more than a thousand clasped in prayer. - Anonymous

jobee 03-06-2010 03:45 AM

characterization-he's a big idle cunt

jobee 03-06-2010 03:50 AM

what twats pseudo comedians are-and not the slightest bit funny

dont give up the dole queue

jobee 03-06-2010 04:13 AM

Lovely-i'm full of shit-open wider please

jobee 03-06-2010 07:40 AM

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Irreligious wrote (Post 600588)
I don't need a mosque or a cathedral, but many, many people in the world think they do. Not only that but, in the U.S.A. they have a Constitutional right to them.

What do you propose we should do about that beyond fighting to keep the line between church and state as distinct as possible?

ive already said-link up with other atheist forums-a few of us could run for MPs

jobs on a ban organised religion ticket- i think the UK IS ripe for change-

let the UK know we are around-we are to secretive-smug-yak yak yak-

what 'positive action' ideas have you got

jobee 03-06-2010 07:47 AM

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inkadu wrote (Post 600485)
How is being repeatedly told to fuck off here destroying organized religion?

Wouldn't it be better if it were religious forums telling you to fuck off?

Just curious.

im being told to fuck off by stupid thick cunts-as you are

one-give me credit for recognising your talent- then- we can move on from

there

inkadu 03-06-2010 08:33 AM

You have a real talent for politics. You're on the right track with your plans to run for parliament.

jobee 03-07-2010 01:29 AM

Aussie atheists on the move
 
26 February 2010

In a campaign aimed at raising the profile of Australia's burgeoning atheist community, advertisements on Melbourne buses will soon carry the message:
“Atheism - Celebrate Reason!”


Inspired by a massively successful promotion on London buses, advertising atheism on public transport has now “gone global”. David Nicholls, president of the Atheist Foundation of Australia, explains that, like the campaigns in the UK, Canada, the USA, Spain and Italy, the Australian promotion is financed by donations from local atheists.


“When we first floated the idea,” said Nicholls, “we were not sure how much support we would receive. To our pleasure, we were overwhelmed with offers and now have enough pledges to fund a significant advertising campaign in Victoria.”


The Victorian bus ads will roll out two weeks prior to the Global Atheist Convention to be held in Melbourne next March. But, while the Rise of Atheism convention is sure to create some controversy, Nicholls says the bus campaign is simply a public service announcement.


“We’re not selling anything,” says Nicholls. “We just want people to think about their beliefs, and consider that the fulfilment that many find in faith can also be gained by celebrating reason.”

_________________

em hotep

Robert Tobin Minister, First Church of Atheism (Philidelphia)
"May Your God Go WIth You"

Smellyoldgit 03-07-2010 02:01 AM

When you copy and paste an entire post, it's considered good manners to at least cite your source.

jobee 03-07-2010 05:52 AM

brainless
 
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Smellyoldgit wrote (Post 601311)
When you copy and paste an entire post, it's considered good manners to at least cite your source.

if you had any brain at all-you would just cut and paste the top line into your address bar-do you want me to wipe your arse for you dummy

care to discuss the topic

jobee 03-07-2010 05:56 AM

even if we failed-the publicity would do no harm

inkadu 03-07-2010 05:59 AM

Vote to ban.

Smellyoldgit 03-07-2010 06:23 AM

After checking out his posts on the other forums he pollutes, Mr Jobby has now won the right to his very own containment thread.
His shit will spread no further.

jobee 03-07-2010 06:23 AM

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Smellyoldgit wrote (Post 601311)
When you copy and paste an entire post, it's considered good manners to at least cite your source.

http://www.atheistfoundation.org.au/...ad.php?p=58686

http://www.atheistfoundation.org.au/...ad.php?p=58686

jobee 03-07-2010 06:24 AM

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Smellyoldgit wrote (Post 601317)
After checking out his posts on the other forums he pollutes, Mr Jobby has now won the right to his very own containment thread.
His shit will spread no further.

mr jobby???????????

inkadu 03-07-2010 06:33 AM

What an interesting solution. Prison with visiting rights.

Smellyoldgit 03-07-2010 06:37 AM

It's a tactic that's worked well with previous passing wankers. They can't complain about being censored, and it prevents their pebbledashing splattering across multiple threads. They soon get the message and fuck off.

inkadu 03-07-2010 06:38 AM

Linguistic aside: In the US, "junk" may also refer to a man's cock and balls -- aka "package." Example: "I hate these shorts... my junk's hanging out."

inkadu 03-07-2010 06:40 AM

Pebbledashing. Wonderful.

As a final measure we can encase him in a two-dimensional prison square and set him adrift in the inky blackness of space.

Smellyoldgit 03-07-2010 06:41 AM

:lol: Jobby's junk - his writing is after all, total bollocks!

inkadu 03-07-2010 06:49 AM

At least you were kind enough to spell his name properly in the thread title.

BTW - I listened to "You and Yours" and was thrilled by the take-no-bullshit attitude of interviewers there. One woman came on to pimp greek tourism and was just raked over the coals by the interviewer. "So, how is Greece different from Turkey, except that it's more expensive after exchanging pounds for Euros?... Well, you really haven't answered my question... is there anything greece is doing other than sending out representatives to do a hard sell..." Normal for you, but astonishing in the United States. Calling people on their bullshit is considered rude. The United States has a cultural weakness for propaganda... and it's reached a head now with Republicanism freely and repeatedly able to spout lies unchallenged... anyway, thanks for the recommendation.

Smellyoldgit 03-07-2010 06:53 AM

If you can catch a Radio 4 show with Jeremy Paxman involved, you can be pretty certain of some 'lively' questioning - and possibly a punch up followed by a formal apology!

inkadu 03-07-2010 06:54 AM

Australian Atheist On the Move at Sydney Opera House

http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gad...?1267968668015

Australian men will do anything if it involves taking off a pair of pants or putting on a dress.

jobee 03-07-2010 08:37 AM

OP
 
Quote:

Smellyoldgit wrote (Post 601324)
:lol: Jobby's junk - his writing is after all, total bollocks!

the OP wasn't in my writing-discuss the OP

you're trolling

jobee 03-07-2010 08:53 AM

jobeey
 
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simpledon wrote (Post 600823)
I am disabled and unable to type, yet I manage capitalization, punctuation, Roman numerals, symbols and many other exciting effects without using a stick in the mouth. I am more than willing to help you, Jobby.

i bet jobby will take note

Captain Relativity 03-07-2010 09:11 AM

It appears that I'm in the minority here, but it sure seems like this jobee character is taking an awful lot of shit for just speaking his/her mind. jobee is a fellow atheist with a penchant for writing poetry. So why the blatant and unabashed hostility?

I'm not all a fan of poetry, even so-called "good'' poetry (it's all shite to me), but damn, this poor guy has been attacked mercilessly right from start.

What am I missing here? Why the sky-high level of antipathy for this guy? What's he done that's worthy of such loathing, other than the poetry thing? Anybody feel up to the task of enlightening me here?:|

ILOVEJESUS 03-07-2010 09:39 AM

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dogpet wrote (Post 601199)
Yeh! Like god reminds you of the universe. :thumbsup:

Most of us here have at least one thing in common with Jobby, you have one more retard.

Then if that were true you would have a lot in common with me as well. As it is you are just a Jobby clone.

ILOVEJESUS 03-07-2010 09:47 AM

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Captain Relativity wrote (Post 601335)
It appears that I'm in the minority here, but it sure seems like this jobee character is taking an awful lot of shit for just speaking his/her mind. jobee is a fellow atheist with a penchant for writing poetry. So why the blatant and unabashed hostility?

I'm not all a fan of poetry, even so-called "good'' poetry (it's all shite to me), but damn, this poor guy has been attacked mercilessly right from start.

What am I missing here? Why the sky-high level of antipathy for this guy? What's he done that's worthy of such loathing, other than the poetry thing? Anybody feel up to the task of enlightening me here?:|

It seems that it is easier to be a cunt than be nice. I must admit I did compare him with dog pet which itself is a bit of a shitty thing to do.

Captain Relativity 03-07-2010 09:47 AM

Quote:

Captain Relativity wrote (Post 601335)
It appears that I'm in the minority here, but it sure seems like this jobee character is taking an awful lot of shit for just speaking his/her mind. jobee is a fellow atheist with a penchant for writing poetry. So why the blatant and unabashed hostility?

I'm not at all a fan of poetry, even so-called "good'' poetry (it's all shite to me), but damn, this poor guy has been attacked mercilessly right from start.

What am I missing here? Why the sky-high level of antipathy for this guy? What's he done that's worthy of such loathing, other than the poetry thing? Anybody feel up to the task of enlightening me here?:|

sorry, just had to fix that:blush: (I hate myself so much...)

inkadu 03-07-2010 09:52 AM

Jobby's been consistently hostile to everyone who has offered him anything less that praise. Benign criticism is met with personal insults. He's like a twelve-year-old with secret dreams of being a bully just released onto the interwebs.

Smelly - I take it Paxman is a floater; I'll keep on ear out for him.

Captain Relativity 03-07-2010 10:06 AM

He/she very well could be twelve years old for all we know. I don't know, and I'm not going to say anything more about it, but the whole thing just strikes me as being pretty fucking nasty and mean spirited. That's all. I'm done.

Irreligious 03-07-2010 10:25 AM

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Captain Relativity wrote (Post 601343)
He/she very well could be twelve years old for all we know. I don't know, and I'm not going to say anything more about it, but the whole thing just strikes me as being pretty fucking nasty and mean spirited. That's all. I'm done.

Is it your suggestion that we just ignore the poster? To avoid revving up hostilities, that's probably the prudent course. Otherwise, jobee doesn't really offer much to engage for the reasons that inkadu has already stated.

Smellyoldgit 03-07-2010 10:31 AM

Having noted that he started 45 threads on one of his other haunts, 95% of which were ignored, I took the splattering containment option. He's still welcome to post here and everyone is free to engage or shun as they see fit.

I should point out that his public profile claims he's a retired teacher. I doubt English featured on his agenda.

psychodiva 03-07-2010 10:53 AM

sounds to me like an old PE teacher :D

jobee 03-07-2010 12:13 PM

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Captain Relativity wrote (Post 600423)
Europe, particularly England, seems to be getting rid of religion by simply ignoring it. Of course over here in the much younger (and stooopider) USA, we atheists ignore religion at our own peril. So I'm going with education. We get rid of organized religion/superstition by educating our kids, by giving kids a good solid education in the hard sciences. Ignorance and superstition/religion are joined at the hip.


Duh! whilst we're educating our children- the country is being saturated with

mosques-you are sacked from the think tank

jobee 03-07-2010 12:16 PM

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Smellyoldgit wrote (Post 601346)
Having noted that he started 45 threads on one of his other haunts, 95% of which were ignored, I took the splattering containment option. He's still welcome to post here and everyone is free to engage or shun as they see fit.

I should point out that his public profile claims he's a retired teacher. I doubt English featured on his agenda.

as you can't spell my name-how the fuck would you know

jobee 03-07-2010 12:20 PM

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Smellyoldgit wrote (Post 601321)
It's a tactic that's worked well with previous passing wankers. They can't complain about being censored, and it prevents their pebbledashing splattering across multiple threads. They soon get the message and fuck off.

when ardent believers -in whatever- are confronted with incontestables
they either turn silent- dishonest- abusive- illogical - absurd

you are trolling

jobee 03-07-2010 12:28 PM

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inkadu wrote (Post 601341)
Jobby's been consistently hostile to everyone who has offered him anything less that praise. Benign criticism is met with personal insults. He's like a twelve-year-old with secret dreams of being a bully just released onto the interwebs.

Smelly - I take it Paxman is a floater; I'll keep on ear out for him.

thats because they are trolling instead of debating post content-you did try initially-but trolling is contagious-go see your doctor

jobee 03-07-2010 01:06 PM

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psychodiva wrote (Post 601348)
sounds to me like an old PE teacher :D

have a trip around other universe's'-our big bang was peanuts


http://www.google.com/search?rlz=1C1...ther+universes



cut and p

jobee 03-07-2010 01:15 PM

god did not create anything-it was always there
 
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Irreligious wrote (Post 601345)
Is it your suggestion that we just ignore the poster? To avoid revving up hostilities, that's probably the prudent course. Otherwise, jobee doesn't really offer much to engage for the reasons that inkadu has already stated.

jobee

try and get your head/vacuum around this

god did not create anything-it was always there

it was always there-einstein


This article is about the law of conservation of energy in physics. For sustainable energy resources, see Energy conservation.
The law of conservation of energy is an empirical law of physics. It states that the total amount of energy in an isolated system remains constant over time (is said to be conserved over time). A consequence of this law is that energy can neither be created nor destroyed, it can only be transformed from one state to another. The only thing that can happen to energy in a closed system is that it can change form, for instance chemical energy can become kinetic energy.
Albert Einstein's theory of relativity shows that energy and mass are the same thing, and that neither one appears without the other. Thus in closed systems, both mass and energy are conserved separately, just as was understood in pre-relativistic physics. The new feature of relativistic physics is that "matter" particles (such as those constituting atoms) could be converted to non-matter forms of energy, such as light; or kinetic and potential energy (example: heat). However, this conversion does not affect the total mass of systems, since the latter forms of non-matter energy still retain their mass through any such conversion.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conservation_of_energy

jobee 03-07-2010 01:28 PM

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ILOVEJESUS wrote (Post 601337)
Then if that were true you would have a lot in common with me as well. As it is you are just a Jobby clone.

jobee-introduce me to jobby-i cant find anything he's posted

Captain Relativity 03-07-2010 01:49 PM

Quote:

I wrote:
Europe, particularly England, seems to be getting rid of religion by simply ignoring it. Of course over here in the much younger (and stooopider) USA, we atheists ignore religion at our own peril. So I'm going with education. We get rid of organized religion/superstition by educating our kids, by giving kids a good solid education in the hard sciences. Ignorance and superstition/religion are joined at the hip.
Quote:

jobee wrote:
Duh! whilst we're educating our children- the country is being saturated with

mosques-you are sacked from the think tank
Jeepers, that was a little bit on the rudish side, don't ya think? Is my post so retarded that it warrants that kind of a response? I'm out of "the think tank"? Bummer.

I guess that's what I get for giving you the benefit of the doubt (as to whether or not you were a dick) in my previous posts. No good deed goes unpunished yet again, it would seem.

dogpet 03-07-2010 01:53 PM

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ILOVEJESUS wrote (Post 601337)
Then if that were true you would have a lot in common with me as well. As it is you are just a Jobby clone.

:\ On reflection, you are correct for once; jobee & I seem to have much more in common on this site than either of us do with you.
Both jobee & I are clearly what your dictionary defines as atheist, whereas you are nothing but the forum's sole panteist exhibit.
The remaining question is why he has been confined, yet your cankerous self is allowed to roam free.

Smellyoldgit 03-07-2010 02:05 PM

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inkadu wrote (Post 601341)
Smelly - I take it Paxman is a floater; I'll keep on ear out for him.

OK, so I had to look up the definition of 'floater' that applies to Paxman and more than one fits the bill!
He's a UK newsreader/interviewer/commentator with the charm of a skunk that forgot its deodorant. Google 'Paxman rude' and enjoy the fun!

Eva 03-07-2010 02:55 PM

captain, now: do you understand why jobby has been contained?

huh? i thought so.

thanks smelly....

Smellyoldgit 03-08-2010 01:15 AM

A taste of Jobby's effect on another of his places of residence. :rolleyes:

jobee 03-08-2010 01:16 AM

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psychodiva wrote (Post 600578)
we keep trying the ballot box- car bombs- been there felt that- Jack Bauer- keep him till he learns to act please :D

fucking liar-what car bomb did you set off-stop being pretentious

jobee 03-08-2010 01:25 AM

sorry about your eyesight
 
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Captain Relativity wrote (Post 601369)
Jeepers, that was a little bit on the rudish side, don't ya think? Is my post so retarded that it warrants that kind of a response? I'm out of "the think tank"? Bummer.

I guess that's what I get for giving you the benefit of the doubt (as to whether or not you were a dick) in my previous posts. No good deed goes unpunished yet again, it would seem.

its your eyesight thats at fault-you never noticed the rapid growth in mosque production-the think tank needs people with good vision-get those cataracts out- it wont cost you a penny

jobee 03-08-2010 01:34 AM

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jobee wrote (Post 601367)
jobee

try and get your head/vacuum around this

god did not create anything-it was always there

it was always there-einstein


This article is about the law of conservation of energy in physics. For sustainable energy resources, see Energy conservation.
The law of conservation of energy is an empirical law of physics. It states that the total amount of energy in an isolated system remains constant over time (is said to be conserved over time). A consequence of this law is that energy can neither be created nor destroyed, it can only be transformed from one state to another. The only thing that can happen to energy in a closed system is that it can change form, for instance chemical energy can become kinetic energy.
Albert Einstein's theory of relativity shows that energy and mass are the same thing, and that neither one appears without the other. Thus in closed systems, both mass and energy are conserved separately, just as was understood in pre-relativistic physics. The new feature of relativistic physics is that "matter" particles (such as those constituting atoms) could be converted to non-matter forms of energy, such as light; or kinetic and potential energy (example: heat). However, this conversion does not affect the total mass of systems, since the latter forms of non-matter energy still retain their mass through any such conversion.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conservation_of_energy

god/allah did not create anything-it was always there

jobee 03-08-2010 02:08 AM

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dogpet wrote (Post 601370)
:\ On reflection, you are correct for once; jobee & I seem to have much more in common on this site than either of us do with you.
Both jobee & I are clearly what your dictionary defines as atheist, whereas you are nothing but the forum's sole panteist exhibit.
The remaining question is why he has been confined, yet your cankerous self is allowed to roam free.

You sure got that one right dogpet. I sure am atheist. What was good for Professor Einstein is good enough for me. He knew more about astro physics than any prelate Christians would care to mention.They have not got the qualifications to talk the way they do about the existence of god/ allah.

Einstein proved in maths that mass/energy/matter cannot be created or destroyed, it was always there. Modern computers have proved his maths correct. Einstein said this universe does not cater for gods or spirit life it does not need them. He also suspected 'but did not prove' that other universes exist, big bang was no big deal, now known as 'the bubble bath theory'.
Religion is just a business, predominantly, jobs for the boys.

Many prelates must know they are telling lies.

psychodiva 03-08-2010 03:41 AM

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jobee wrote (Post 601399)
fucking liar-what car bomb did you set off-stop being pretentious

well well well- how little you know and how little your reading comprehension

I said been there FELT that you fucking idiot- having been with the military for most of my life i have experienced quite a few car bombs- so shove that up your arse wanker


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